Favorite Movie Lines

Movie: National Lampoon's Animal House
Dean Vernon Wormer: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
D-Day: "We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even."

Bluto: "See if you can guess what I am now?"
[puts a scoop of mashed potatoes in his mouth, chews it, smashes his cheeks with his fists, spitting it all out]
"I'm a ZIT! Get it?"

Katy: "Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?"
Boon: "What do you mean?"
Katy: "I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend."
Boon: "No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night."

Submitted by: Greg Greene
Animal House

Movie: Jeremiah Johnson
Jeremiah: "You Alright?"
Del Gue (buried to his neck in hot sand): "Sure - sure, I got a fine horse under me!"
Jeremiah: "Injuns put you here?"
Del: "Well it weren't Mormons!..."

Submitted by: Froghair
Jeremiah Johnson

Movie: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
The Good (to the Ugly): "There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig."

Submitted by: Froghair

Movie: Young Frankenstein Trailer
Inspector Kemp: "Vwe had bedder be DAMN sure dat ze young Doctor is inderd wallowing in his grandvazzer's vootshteps."
Villagers: "What!?"
Inspector Kemp: "Following in his grandfather's footsteps, footsteps, footsteps."
Villagers: "Ohhh. Footsteps."

Dr. Frankenstein: "What knockers!" wav
Inga: "Oh, thank you doctor."

Other Sound Bites: wav wav

Submitted by: Froghair
Young Frankenstein

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